sodomite-son

quick question! in which part of your life do you stop feeling like a scolded child? quick question! am i in trouble? quick question! you would tell me if im in trouble right? quick question! please don't send me to my room quick question! please don't be mad

byjove

I still love New Mexico real estate listings. They’re like “This iconic adobe structure was built in 1843. There is an abandoned flooded silver mine in the back yard. This home served as a brothel, saloon, general store, post office and military base during the Mexican-American War. The abandoned silver mine in the backyard is infested with vampire bats somehow, you’re not allowed to fill it in because scientists are will studying it. The house was remodeled in the 1970s when archeological excavation of the silver mine revealed it had been the dumping site of a serial killer who was active between 1896 and 1901. Three luxurious bathrooms, 5 spacious bedrooms and a lovely courtyard. Billy the Kid stayed here during the Lincoln County War and reportedly haunts the property. In addition to the vampire bat infestation, there are a number of poisonous spiders inhabiting the mine, do not go in the mine. We cannot warn you away from the mine enough. Otherwise, a fantastic property with so much history and so few malicious entities inhabiting the structure and land. $2.3 million dollar asking price.”

byjove

and then the real estate photos are like

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thedarkangel74

In retrospect, one thing I kinda like in ATLA is how Zuko never tells the gaang how he got his scar.

It would have been cool to see their reactions to Zuko's story and see how their perspective on Zuko changed. And I have no doubt that he tells them about it at some point. But this way, it doesn't come off as emotional blackmail, with him trying to paint his actions as 'Yes, I hunted you across the world, but I actually had a really good reason."

If he did, he might have had a better chance of joining the Gaang, but he doesn't. In traditional Zuko fashion, he takes the most challenging route possible.

Zuko takes full accountability for his actions, even though they came from a place where he felt he had no choice. Because at the end of the day, he realized that even though his father put him on his avatar's path, he was the one who zealously attacked them at every opportunity. He isn't letting himself off the hook for anything.

jaggedcliffs

#zuko is so funny to me because at multiple points throughout the show if he had any manipulative bone in his damn body #he wouldve gotten somewhere #blue spirit? why are you throwing fire. the avatar is talking with you. LIE. #its so fucking funny bc the gaang is like 'zukos EVIL he is PLAYING you' guys zuko doesnt know how to do that. #full honest truth confessing insane shit in front of them. he didnt even gaf about being friends or being FORGIVEN it was abt the goal #'i need the avatar to take me into their group so i may aid in however possible to stop my father' that was the goal. truly was like #'take me as a prisoner if this is the way i can help' HES CRAZY (@ponytailzuko)

glorious-spoon

anyway the thing about fanfic is that it's not essentially bad or good; it's essentially amateur. some people are absolutely out there writing award-worthy prose (some fic writers ARE award-winning writers IRL!), but that's not the point. the point is that we're all telling campfire stories. it's a community, and it's a way to spend some more time in the worlds and stories that we love.

softest-punk

Free writing advice while I've got my editing hat on: it is never a bad idea to add some sensory detail at the beginning of a new scene.

It doesn't have to be a full pause to describe the scene in excruciating detail, but a smell, a sight, a sound, a sensation, something will help to ground the scene and avoid having everything happen on an empty stage.

It is very easy to forget that the reader cannot see the inside of your head but if you make it a rule to put sensory details at the beginning of each new scene, let's say somewhere in the first two paragraphs, you will at least have given the reader something to latch onto and imagine along with you.

naamahdarling:
“callmebliss:
“squeedge:
“sonoran-partisan:
“sharper-and-bigger:
“epic-games-official:
“ beckiboos:
“What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon
”
I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona
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beckiboos

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

epic-games-official

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

sharper-and-bigger

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Little velociraptor

sonoran-partisan

Lads

squeedge

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

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more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

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they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

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they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

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they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

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they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

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and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

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I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

callmebliss

I love you Mr. Meepmeep

naamahdarling

Cannot emphasize enough that the statistical likelihood of you exclaiming “IS THAT A FUCKING ROADRUNNER?!” the first time you see one in the wild is close to 100%.

sioltach

seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time