test my dashboard osmosis abilities


send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize my answer as best i can



grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: delusioninabox)

this paper will be the death of me


if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case



fav person of the day

because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!

literally the most important man at supanova this year

he gave me double sided tape

what a good human being



"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"



"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"










i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown


you put the cigarette in your butt but you dont light it. no its not a metaphor its just funny because cigarette butt haha wanna make out



today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me


"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line


you put the egg between your teeth but you dont bite it you just walk around with a fuCKiNG EggG InNN YoUR FACe


I saw this on my TV and have probably been laughing for the last ten minutes


I saw this on my TV and have probably been laughing for the last ten minutes



i just sent this video to a bunch of people in my skype contacts without saying anything

you are playing a dangerous game 

(Source: anacio)

ask me questions about my grown-up life


1. Your favorite item from the McDonald’s menu? (not the fries, we all know the fries are rockin’)

2. Favorite (non-alcoholic) beverage?

3. Your go-to book when you crave snuggles?

4. Sexiest movie you’ve ever watched? (not a porn film, yo, that’s cheating)

5. Outfit you wear when you need to feel badass?

6. Don’t lie, you’ve got a theme song in your head for the days when you really need to kick ass and take names. What is it?

7. Would you rather knit or crochet?

8. Somebody gives you your ideal coloring book and a pack of crayons, and nobody has to know. What’s in the coloring book?

9. When, if ever, do you wear red lipstick?

10. Are leggings pants?

11. What occasion, other than getting sexy, will make you put on your fancy underwear?

12. Favorite perfume?

13. Do you like the smell of cologne on men? Aftershave?

14. How often do you shave your legs? (you can say never)

15. Do you shave somewhere other than your face, your underarms, and your legs?

16. If you get a pedicure, do you go with bright polish, dark siren polish, no polish, or something light?

17. Do you wear rings?

18. How many piercings in each ear?

19. Any piercings not in your ears?

20. Best book for when you can’t sleep?

21. TV show that you watch when you’re feeling down?

22. Television character you most identify with?

23. Character your friends identify you with?

24. Favorite shower/bath gel?

25. Do you organize your underwear drawer?